Back to my old friend, Blogthings. How’d they know that I have a thing for Miracle Whip with a little bit of foie gras and Manwich on the side?
WHAT CONDIMENT ARE YOU?
You Are Miracle Whip, Elixir of the Gods
You tend to be a very quiet, introverted person. The one who flinches and shields her face when spoken to.
You’re happy to sit back and let stronger personalities shine. Nana says you been that way since you lost your voice during the second grade talent show.
Your taste in food leans toward simple comfort foods like Oreos, Cheetos, and Ding Dongs. The more trans fat, the better.
You love holiday meals as well as old school favorites like fried Spam sandwiches, foie gras, and any casserole that uses cream of mushroom soup.
You value loyalty, harmony, and try to bring people together. Teamwork makes it easier when you’re trying to force feed the ducks.
Even though they beat you to the squeeze bottle, you are still friendly with mustard and ketchup. You have an unlikely alliance with salsa and Manwich.