http://stackhats.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/foiegaswithmiraclewhip/ for all your soft spot needs Sun, 23 Aug 2009 13:53:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://stackhats.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/foiegaswithmiraclewhip/#comment-274 stackhats Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:27:48 +0000 http://stackhats.wordpress.com/?p=47#comment-274 Yep, I know the stuff. Ma-maw used to serve it at her bridge parties! Yep, I know the stuff. Ma-maw used to serve it at her bridge parties!

]]> http://stackhats.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/foiegaswithmiraclewhip/#comment-145 Joan Opyr Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:39:54 +0000 http://stackhats.wordpress.com/?p=47#comment-145 Miracle Whip is what happens to mayonnaise when it goes from the condiment shelf at Albertson's to the front porch beer fridge in the Sunnyside trailer park. There it sits, waiting for some bologna to defile or, better yet, some long-forgotten Olive Loaf. You know the stuff I mean. You bought it, forgetting you didn't like it, but you couldn't bring yourself to throw it out because that's wasteful. So there it sits, not exactly rotting because it's 1% olives, 5% loaf, and 94% toxic. The edges of each slice have darkened in color and are curling a bit, but a big old dollop of Miracle Whip and that Olive Loaf is going to rise on the Wonder Bread like Lazarus. Miracle Whip is what happens to mayonnaise when it goes from the condiment shelf at Albertson’s to the front porch beer fridge in the Sunnyside trailer park. There it sits, waiting for some bologna to defile or, better yet, some long-forgotten Olive Loaf. You know the stuff I mean. You bought it, forgetting you didn’t like it, but you couldn’t bring yourself to throw it out because that’s wasteful. So there it sits, not exactly rotting because it’s 1% olives, 5% loaf, and 94% toxic. The edges of each slice have darkened in color and are curling a bit, but a big old dollop of Miracle Whip and that Olive Loaf is going to rise on the Wonder Bread like Lazarus.

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