What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life? — QUIZ FLASHBACK

Thank you Blogthings! You kept me going through the tough times . . .

Your Birth Date: April


No one can say you’re impulsive. You usually sit in your daddy’s old station wagon and watch someone from afar before you make a move. It might be wise to lose the high-powered binoculars and night goggles before you act, though. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone, mainly because you’ve been watching from that beat up car for so long that your circulation system has become impaired. To make matters worse, you have to wear industrial strength compression stockings and no victim likes that. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love and shower them with unwanted attention. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache because stalking, after all, is a thoughtful and time-consuming pastime. You will have 3 imaginary lovers, but your heart will be broken 25 times. You better go lie down before that sick headache comes back.

Published in: on October 2, 2007 at 4:57 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. I’m reading this at 12:30 in the AM, still reeling from a car wreck, and I have fallen to bits laughing. Only you and your compression hose could have made me happy on a night like this. You can stalk me anytime, Stackhat. It would be an honor to have your rusty old Country Squire leaking oil on the street in front of my home.

  2. Opyr, I can see that those self-defense classes you’ve taken have done you no good — you don’t issue an invitation to a stalker — you batten down the hatches, file a police report, buy a big gun. You don’t get a megaphone and shout, “Red Rover, Red Rover, let stalker come over.”

  3. Stackhats, it is what it is. Stalkers happen. Don’t you think it’s better to be pro-active and pick your own? The big gun will come out later, just as soon as I can give a good description of you to the nice police artist.

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