More Cheetos, Please

Stackhats is complicated. She loves short romantic walks on the beach. But she also likes paint balling and frog gigging. Well in all honesty, the time that her brother got the deflated testicle kind of ruined that for her. She loves reading but thinking makes her brain swell. There’s nothing like becoming hydrocephalus just because you read about it. As a child, she always wanted a capuchin monkey. Just so she could tragically whisper — because of the damage done to her larynx during the diving accident — “Major Domo, more Cheetos, please.”

Published on February 21, 2009 at 9:47 pm  Leave a Comment  

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