Quiz Flashback — What Carnival Ride Are You?

Well, it’s almost Halloween again. That depressing time of year when you turn off your porch lights and eat a shit load of candy meant for children. Why? Because you deserve it.

Thank you, Blogthings.

You Are A Fun House

You are a deeply complicated and sometimes deeply disturbed individual.

That’s a natural consequence of being raised by Cher and all her Hell’s Angels boyfriends. But you keep it light by adding colorful tats of Krusty and Bozo to your more stable body parts every year.

In relationships, you don’t require much. Just a little someone to help keep that ginormous head of yours propped up on your shoulders at all times. You can’t fake that or just play like it’s okay. Either it’s upright — or it’s not.

Your life is thoughtful, deep, and even philosophical at times. But then you can afford to be that way when you just loll around on the couch all day.

You see the world as it is. Mama don’t sugar coat nothin’. What you see is what you get.

At your best, you are manic and silly.

Not only do you face the hat section head on — you challenge all your similarly afflicted friends to do likewise.

At your worst, you are manic and silly.

If you’re not careful, that size 16 (51 inch or 129 centimeters circumference) Stetson is gonna slide down your forehead and cut off your air supply. And that’s not how anyone wants to go.

Published in: on October 18, 2008 at 9:29 pm  Leave a Comment  
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